tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
I threw a little bit of my swag into the pot.
teaseuntilyoubeg: Yahoo can’t shut tumblr down I’m only starting to get notes on my posts
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: hetaliagirl104: oflittlenote: hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. Thanks. Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies...
legit-humour: lovehgood: let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
delicioustrap: delicioustrap: delicioustrap: my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up then mom joined if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD
cartoonmotioned: benedictedcumberbabeof221: jordan-has-lost-his-mind: should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo im looking at you Sherlock fandom. here we come bring the crack au’s
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
I hate you, but I still I miss you, and a part of me still loves you.– Rudy Fransisco (x) (via ahorton92)
wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo